When Demi-gods Attack

Some fool recently claimed O! was the best politician-writer since Julius Caesar. Caesar responds.

And Suddenly Some of it Emerges!

I'm not sure exactly what to make of this, but all-of-the-sudden it's becoming widely-known that a blogger at Jumping in Pools had some sort of access to the first ten pages of Obama's college thesis. Or something. There are no links in the post and you'd think there'd be some. Also, you'd think if this had been posted on Aug. 25 of 2009 that it would've caught fire in the blogosphere back then. Time travel or backdating the timestamp?

He references a Joe Klein at Time magazine had access to the first ten pages, but I haven't googled up anything to confirm any of this, so it could be complete nonsense.

If anything, it's a poorly written post that defies normal blog logic regarding this kind of stuff. I'm guessing if this is true and was genuinely written on Aug. 25, 2009, it would've shown up on Instapundit that day. So...

The Owakening

Hmm. The O! adoration isn't universal after all. If she gets it, be certain others do, too. Not all drank the Kool-Aid. A pretty pitch-perfect performance, though. You have to figure, all over America, people are doing this for real. Especially today as they turn on the television and say to themselves, "He won what? ... Really? ... For real? ... For what?"

When Reality Doesn't Count

WTF!?!?!? Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize. Okay, sure, you betcha. The One hasn't done anything to foster or promote or achieve "peace," and the international leftist community awards him with their ultimate prize for peace promotion/achievement.

Well, the award already meant nothing. Now, it's jumped the shark.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

A "Scientist" Said What?

In US News and World Report, no less, a "scientist" is allowed to speak environmental heresy:

A noted geologist who coauthored the New York Times bestseller Sugar Busters has turned his attention to convincing Congress that carbon dioxide emissions are good for Earth and don't cause global warming. Leighton Steward is on Capitol Hill this week armed with studies and his book Fire, Ice and Paradise in a bid to show senators working on the energy bill that the carbon dioxide cap-and-trade scheme could actually hurt the environment by reducing CO2 levels.

As I've said forever, CO2 is not a pollutant, it's a necessary component of the life cycle, since it's a primary foodstuff for plants and, ergo, everything that eats plants.

You eat plants, don't you?

Tom Shales is a Douchebag Extraordinaire

When is a 13-year-old girl not 13-years-old? When she's drugged and raped by a 44-year-old Hollywood movie director, according to WaPo entertainment columnist Tom Shales:

There is, apparently, more to this crime than it would seem, and it may sound like a hollow defense, but in Hollywood I am not sure a 13-year-old is really a 13-year-old.

It's the incredible shifting moral compass of the liberal elite at work.

CNN Rides to the Rescue of The One

Unfuckingbelievable: CNN fact checks a Saturday Night Live skit that reduces O! to buffoon. In the process, CNN's Wolf Blitzer beclowns himself and proves he's a spokesdouche for the president and the Democratic Party.

Of course, we already knew that last bit.

The Waiting is the Hardest Part

This is pathetic and outrageous in the extreme:

At town hall meetings across the country this past summer, the main topic was health care, but there was a strong undercurrent of anger over the way Congress rushed through passage of the stimulus, global warming and bank bailout bills without seeming to understand the consequences. The stimulus bill, for example, was 1,100 pages long and made available to Congress and the public just 13 hours before lawmakers voted on it. The bill has failed to provide the promised help to the job market, and there was outrage when it was discovered that the legislation included an amendment allowing American International Group, a bailout recipient, to give out millions in employee bonuses.

"If someone had a chance to look at the bill, they would have found that out," said Lisa Rosenberg, who lobbies Congress on behalf of the Sunlight Foundation to bring more transparency to government.

The foundation has begun an effort to get Congress to post bills online, for all to see, 72 hours before lawmakers vote on them.

The assholes in Congress act as if posting these bills online a mere 72 hours ahead of a vote is some sort of gargantuan difficulty. In fact, these bills are all typed up on a computer, so it would be YouTube simple to post them online, maybe even humdrum blog simple. Copy. Paste. Publish. Voila!

But what ought to really antagonize any citizen of the republic is that there is any bill so important and necessary to the health of the country that it must be passed into law before anyone reads it. I'd hazard a guess that there's no bill that must be passed into law without, say, a six-month waiting period.

But you know what, the asshats in Congress would figure out a way to game that system, too. Fucktards.

Obama Fails on World Stage

Obama loses bid to get Olympics in Chicago. O! fails in public, world sees!!11!! I thought the world love The One? What? .... hello ... After Obama begged in public for the Olympics to be put in Chicago, the IOC decides against it. Hah!

I told you it was unfuckingbelievable that he was going to go and do this. Now, do you believe me when I tell you this douchenozzle doesn't know what the f*ck he's doing?